Monday, August 28, 2006

Government Study Reveals BEAR Genital Facts!!

Gas prices: UP!!! Polar Bear Genital Size: DOWN!!!

Leave it to FOX News to report this story!

Study: Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking
Friday, August 25, 2006

The polar ice cap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic.

The genitals of polar bears in eastern Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants, a new study finds.

Read the Full FOX News story here
Another report is published here from the Alaska Report

Thanks to Doug Marsh for bringing this to our attention!!!

...And you thought bears were "genital Giants"

7 Comments:

Blogger SafetyValve said...

A great pic of Walt.

August 28, 2006 12:23 PM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

See his bluenose?

August 28, 2006 12:26 PM  
Blogger ussnawp said...

I heard that!!!

Okay, who said that???

Well, when you get down to it, it's not a really bad picture of me after all...Looks like it was shot with one of them Nikons...

August 29, 2006 11:56 PM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

I asked for naked pics of Walt and I get one of him swimming. I tell you Bruce just doesn't take requests.

August 30, 2006 6:29 AM  
Blogger 688 of yore said...

Sounds like the ultimate employment, what with trekkin' across the ice toting a caliper set and all...

September 01, 2006 12:38 AM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

And now Mr. Yore.

September 02, 2006 4:46 PM  
Blogger bostonray said...

Yore not kidding there Wesrie "ol chum!

September 02, 2006 6:06 PM  

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