Thursday, September 14, 2006

The Towel-head Bunch

Here's the story,
Of a crazy burka covered lady,
Who was bringing up some very ugly girls.
All of them wore burkas,
Like their mother,

The youngest one still had black curls.

Here's the story,
Of a man named bin laden,

Who was busy with the Taliban of his own.

They were four thousand men,

Living all together,
but they were all alone-.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow form a network.
That's the way we all became The Crazy Bunch,
The Crazy Bunch-
The Crazy Bunch

That's the way- they became the The Crazy Bunch!


Blogger bostonray said...

You are really in trouble now!The towel indutry is going to come down on you hard!Prolly just give you hand towels instead of bath towels!

September 14, 2006 6:31 PM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

What a great looking bunch of guys. It might start a "Turban Trend." Yep I can see it all now. I wonder how many dances these guys get at the local Terrorist Tap Studio?

September 14, 2006 6:52 PM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

And you can't call the Turban Heads Turbin Heads or the Towel Heads Towel Heads. They like Sheet Heads better. Also Camel Jockeys and Scumbags would be politically incorrect. I don't know if Dirtbag could be used.

September 14, 2006 9:26 PM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

I tell you someday I want to wear a turban and blow myself up.

September 15, 2006 8:58 AM  
Blogger ex-nuke bubblehead said...

...Keep eating the way you do and you'll accomplish just that!

September 15, 2006 10:08 AM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

I tell you Brucie is one "funny" guy.

September 15, 2006 10:21 AM  
Blogger Spectroid said...

Even though they have proven themselves to be nothing but fanatical murderers, I still have a problem taking seriously any people whose prior claim to fame was having sex with their domesticated animals.

September 15, 2006 1:22 PM  
Blogger bostonray said...

Having sex with their pets???No wonder they look alot like black labs!No offense to the black labs....

September 15, 2006 1:56 PM  
Blogger SafetyValve said...

You take that back about the black labs. I think the Ayatollah Khoemeni OKed sex with "holy rocks", young sweet boys and if they were really frustrated with camels. It must be OK as the Ayatollah seemed like a nice normal guy to me.

September 15, 2006 2:57 PM  

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