Aye! "Beam me up Scotty!" "But Sir, I canna get the transporters to work right!"
These are the voyages of the United Scottish Ship Enterprise
...Aye laddies, wearin' yer kilt and join the voyage!
...Aye laddies, wearin' yer kilt and join the voyage!
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Aye, but those of you who have followed this blog (religiously)have indeed seen me in a kilt!
Kilts,skirts,tutu's,their all the same! Show me a sailor in a tutu and I'll show you a bubblehead in a skirt...er kilt! Why one swabby even dressed up as Puck the woodland fairy! We all kinda wondered about whether he was a puck or not though.......I still think he is.I wonder if he went trick-or-treating yesterday?
Yeah, I suppose only REAL MEN are confident enough of their sexuality to even wear a kilt! The rest must be insecure wimps who are probably under the thumb of their wives or afraid to show off their manhood in public!
Aye, it was a sporran, in fact a very expensive "Pipers sporran" at that!
"afraid to show off their manhood in public!" ...You can go to Jail for that,just ask "Pinky".
I just read "Rusty Lugnuts" by Peon Whelz,it made me think of Wes's life...The story picks up where "Under the Kilt" by Seymore Butts left off.VEDDDY INTERESTING!
If you like Navy stories read" Barnicles on her stern" by Ina Drydock.Hey I like putting this stuff on Brucies Blog.........
Yeah,
...but "Under the Kilt" was quite the spy novel you must admit! Especially the part when the main character "Jock-Huntress" Jane had to go "undercover" for some investigative research, and also, who can forget the part of the story where "Old Angus" woke-up to the "Crack of Dawn" staring him in the face.
You have to admit that "ol Butts really knows how to send the tingles up your spine with books like "Under the Kilt".In the story Angus comes across like the Prime Beef that he really is!As for Jane,she is usually sniffing up the wrong path,but all in all,it makes for a good read.
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