CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE "DYSFUNCTIONAL"
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, hey pretty lights, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle ......
Have a Merry "DYSFUNCTIONAL" Christmas!
posted by ex-nuke bubblehead at
11:42 AM
18 Comments:
blah,blah,blah....I'm not Wes either...
You know...i don't have a clue why! I thought all you guys were just boycoting my blog or something!
After all, I didn't have any problem posting.....
...Okay Jack!
...Ban you??? The only places you have been banned are "Houses of Ill Repute", Schools where young children are present and Day Care Centers.
Why would we ban you here?
No, I think you are referring to the signs that were waved around that said "Tan his bum!" because he had such a well-known spanking fetish at the time. not to be confused with the signs that read "Fan the Rum!" because he had a well-know taste for hot mulled rum.
Peace to the Bum!!! I think he needs a little piece(did I spell that right?)Nyuk Nyuk
You either have way too much time on your hands, or watch way too much daytime TV!
Sing lots of Christmas carols too...Don't listen to them on the radio though,they will drive you nuts afterwhile.The holidays are really coming up fast,I guess I better get out and do some shopping.I really hate shopping........
...You know, i have some real issues with all this greed and materialism that has become part of Christmas....but perhaps I should save those comments for another Topic post entry.
Bruce,I feel the same way,it seemms like Thanksgiving is just here and all Christmas stuff is out.I can't get in the "mood" anymore because its so hectic,parties,shopping ect.What happened to the "OLD" days?
Those were the days when parents tried to instill values into their kids! You worked for something and appreciated it more because YOU accomplished something on your own. These days kids are raised with an attitude of expecting instant gratification for things rather then working for them. My kids think I'm being an unfair and strict parent when I make them work for something and a lot of times my wife just sabotages my efforts by losing patience and giving them what they want....but then with her, "patience" is a sin she doesn't possess.
...One of the problem with conflicting styles of child rearing.
Bruce..Patience is a gift,not a sin,I'm sure you know that.If everyone had more patience this world would be soooo great..no more wars,no road rage,no family fights ect.I have a really low boiling point and get mad pretty easy,you can bet I pray for MORE patience everyday.So far I think age is mellowing me out.I whole heartedly agree with you about "instant" gratification,but its not just the little kids...look at newly-weds and the "big house,car, ect.Roll with the flow my friend,women hate to hear fighting and will usually give in to get peace,it may not "fix" whats wrong but it kinda smooths things out for awhile.
Ray,
I made that comment about "patience" being a sin, tongue-in-cheek of course...
It's only with patience that I manage to keep and even keel.
Wes,I didn't know that subs had a keel,just a "bottom of the boat"!
Sure they have a keel! In fact, they have a keel laying ceremony too!
Geez, how much do i still have to teach you guys!
Yeah, a guess a "Keel laying Ceremony" sounds too much like a whorehouse opening celebration.
Sure I knew the place, it was located down at the waterfront near the original terminus of the old Erie Canal! Right about where the BOSTON sail is located right now!
...pretty eerie coincidence, isn't it?
The BOSTON sail? Yeah, I got it now, but I'm a little shocked and dissappointed that you would refer to her as "a social disease"!!!
Not sure if I could find a condom large enough to cover her anyways...
Not meaning to condemn, but I didn't expect a condom-nation remark from you!
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